There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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