Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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