Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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