Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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