Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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