I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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