i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Sober January is a disaster.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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