Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You smell like stripper and shame
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My vagina just clenched in fear
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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