she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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