I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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