I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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