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Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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