I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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