well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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