is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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