Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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