VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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