dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
