He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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