I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I have already put on my inside pants.
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