You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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