I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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