would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
