The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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