if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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