Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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