So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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