Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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