I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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