I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
