Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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