i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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