Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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