At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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