They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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