and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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