Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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