Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
