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• (812): View more from Indiana

  so... how was it???

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  he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore

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• (818): View more from California

  We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college

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• (206): View more from Washington

  may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.

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• (209): View more from California

  I think i got beer on your cat.

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