Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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