i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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