Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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