I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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