everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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