so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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