i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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