Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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