i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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