I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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