i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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