It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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