Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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