yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad