she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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