i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?